Here are my thoughts:
He's not into you – Well obviously this is a no-brainer, but if he doesn’t call maybe he is taking into account that you said you don’t like clingy people.......
He's prettier than you – In a gender confused society, you crazy ladies only have yourself to blame, remember when you said to him “God, don’t you moisturise?” well guess what, he did it for you and now he likes it.......
He loves sport too much – Yeah... well you love shoes/handbags/useless crap too much, PWNED
He's the constant critic – OMG everyone is a critic, sure if it’s constant, then that’s not being a critic, that’s being a dick, oh and those magazines you buy... yeah the bitchy ones.... sorry that’s being a critic as well............ZOMG LOOK AT HER HAIR, LOLZ LOOKS LIKE A DEAD CAT MATING WITH A SEAL!!!!111121221
He's damaged goods – Everyone has a sob story, everyone wants sympathy, everyone has been hurt, if you can’t work at it with someone you love then you shouldn’t be together anyway.............
He's married – Seriously if you’re that fucking stupid, then it’s your own fault............
He's a no-hoper – See above
He has too much baggage – Sure, but compare it to your own first....
He can't make a decision – Maybe he likes to keep the passion alive by being unpredictable... I thought that’s what women like?
He wants to be a star – Ok, so you don’t want him to have ambitions but you don’t want him to be a no-hoper..... hmm.......
So the perfect man apparently?
